I just went to let the old dog, he's 13 or 14 not sure because we found him a bunch of years ago, or rather he found us. Just showed up one day out in our field. Then came up to me in the yard and never left. That was 11 years ago.
Well, today I opened the door, he went to wobble out and peed all over my feet.
Now, I know it's been a really long time since I was out on a date... But isn't he supposed to buy me dinner... Or... Something first?