Last night

Coming home from work last night. I was driving through a little town next to ours. I saw this 'thing' on all fours on the sidewalk. This was next to the main street, a busy street.
I slowed down because I thought it might be a dog. A big dog.

Then as I was getting closer, it stood up. On two legs.
I was puzzled. Then I saw it was a man talking on his cell phone.
Then he continued to stumble on down the street.

He must have come out of the bar and fell down. That is when I saw him on all fours.
I just shook my head and drove on home.