Red satin sheets.

I was reminded of something today that happened very early on in my marriage. There is a superbowl commercial were someone is sliding across the bed at high speed.

We being young, and wild and crazy, and decided to try out some satin sheets that we had received as a wedding gifts. No big deal right? Well, while my new husband lay waiting for me, I put on my sexiest little baby doll outfit. I stood in the doorway, showing off practically everything God had given me. Then with some encouragement from the new hubby, I ran to get into the waiting bed.

...only problem with that was, the sheets were satin, I was wearing satin, and when you introduce the two together...you get a slip and slide.
I went to jump on the bed...instead of looking sexy and ready...I slide all the way across the full size mattress and off the other side, right onto the floor. I lay in a heap. Very sexy indeed.

At least the only thing that was hurt was my pride. But I never made that mistake again. I have no idea how you are suppose to sleep on satin sheets. I could never even keep the pillow under my head. It was like fighting to hold on all night. One move and you were ON the move. Move an inch and the pillow would shoot out from under your head like a rocket into the wall. I have no idea what ever became of those red satin sheets, but good riddance to them.