Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Dear Santa

On my Christmas list this year Dear Santa, there are a few people that I would like it if you could could drop a city crane right down on their little stress inducing heads. That just would be a fine and dandy gift. And if you can't get around to it Santa, I'm sure your good pal Paulie three thumbs could manage. Yes, Virginia, Santa is Connected. How else do you think he manages to get though five boroughs so fast without any permits or (add air quotations) any ""hangups"".

3 comments:

Indigo said...

Indigo Incarnates

I think it would be cool if there was an evil twin of Santa called "Burglar Claus" who would rip off the spoiled brat rich kids and then give toys to kids whose parents are too poor to afford Christmas.

Debbi said...

I'd go along with that indigo. Heck, I'd trade him my useless husband for a new computer. Or a washing machine that actually worked. Or a new pair of socks....

Jodie said...

A pair of socks?! I don't think he's worth an entire pair. Maybe one. With a hole in the toe. :-D